How you like me NOW?Oh, if this is true it's so not good. But it's not uncommon. A lot of women who've been in abusive relationships gravitate toward the same type of creep over and over again. She's still a young girl, and she might be swept up in the passion of a new relationship and ignoring warning signs of controlling behavior. Not to say that there are signs of trouble, but there was a restraining order granted.

The ex-girlfriend of Rihanna's new guy, Matt Kemp, filed an application for a temporary restraining order against him in 2008, for what her lawyer calls "an actual and real threat". Kemp's peeps are claiming that the ex made it all up, and are implying it's all about the publicity, but her lawyer is quick to deny that. " ... my hope is that Ms. Terrell tells her story, because it is a compelling tale of betrayal, abuse and survival." Sounds like someone's shilling for a movie or book deal here, but it's hard to know what really happened just yet.

For Rihanna's sake I hope this is bullshit. She's been through enough already, and I hope the people around her have the sense to look out for her, and not just be in it for the paycheck.

"HE'S A DICK!"Sorry, but I've never been a big Jay Leno fan. He's too smug, too contrived, too ... chinsome. He's like that middle manager in the corner office who inherited the position and is just coasting and cashing the checks. I never thought he was Tonight Show caliber. Johnny Carson was not only funny, but he was warm, engaging, almost part of the family. I stopped watching when Leno took over. I don't think I missed much.

Since Leno's ugly little coup over Conan O'Brien, he and his pee-pee cock network have taken a bashing over ham-handed handling of the whole mess. No one will watch it anymore. They're going to wait and see where Coco pops up. To be honest, his Tonight Show wasn't on a Carson caliber either, but what the f**k; everybody loves an underdog.

Now Leno is trying to rehab his image - Page Six reports that Chinny the Chin has booked a spot on Oprah's big comfy couch next week. Jay's not worried about Oprah being rough on him, though. According to the source, they "love each other" and "talk constantly". Too bad he doesn't have the balls to trash-talk Coco back. That would actually make this interesting.

Casey and KappieGosh this show just churns out seasons. Perhaps because this potentially could be the last one since ratings are not very good and Casey and Evan are graduating. We are not sure about Kappy. Perhaps though it will be a good time to stop because it is a college based show and it won’t work beyond that. Like after four years Felicity stopped (probably because Keri Russell wanted to quit) but also because it was a show about a college journey. Anyway, it looks like there will be more pranks, drinking (possibly some cross dressing) and sex and some sort of fairytale ball thing thrown in. Plus we get to see Evan and Rebecca try it as a couple which will be interesting. And Casey looks like she got a little glitter-happy while dressing up as a princess. And it appears that Rebecca decided to be Malefescent which makes sense.
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I know, it's hard to use "National Enquirer" and Pulitzer Prize in the same sentence, but you know what? I've followed their Edwards coverage from the beginning, and this wasn't "tabloid trash", as Edwards liked to put it. This was investigative reporting of the finest kind. Maybe it's the new boss's influence: he used to work for shows like A Current Affair, and is determined to get his publication taken seriously.

As well it should. They were the first to break the story of Edwards and Rielle Hunter's affair and the first to tell of their baby, among other blockbuster exclusives they've had this year. Edwards finally owning up to everything they accused him of vindicates their reporting beautifully.

Not sitting quite so pretty is the douche nozzle that is John Edwards, who now has zero career, no friends who will be seen with him in public and even less credibility ... and he's lost the best thing that ever happened to him, his long-suffering wife, Elizabeth. (Well, maybe not the best. They said she's a control freak and abusive to John, but who could blame her?) NBC is reporting that she's finally thrown his sleazy ass out. It's about time. John released a statement acknowledging his paternity and apologizing for his behavior. If that wasn't enough, he may still face charges when the campaign finance probe is completed. Good times. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

The Deep End castFrom the reviews so far it sounds like one big orgy with some law jargon thrown in. It is the perfect lead-in for that other orgy show that features medical jargon. And it is the perfect alternative if you don’t want to watch a bunch of hot young girls have sex with really hot but 100-year-old vampires. Anyway, the show premieres tonight and as we saw with Life Unexpected’s high ratings on Monday night, society is in desperate need of the mid-season replacement. The Deep End features a relatively unknown cast including cutie Matt Long, Tina Majorino, Twilight’s Rachel LeFevre, Norbert Leo Butz and of course, Billy Zane, who will forever be that arrogant dude with anger management issues from Titanic. All the young lawyers on the show encompass the typical personalities of the human emotional spectrum: the ladies man with a heart buried under layers, the idealist, the smarty pants with no courage, the spoiled rich girl and the slut who sleeps with married men. Basically what can you take away from it right now is that everyone will sleep with eachother at some point and someone will say “Erroneous!” For a while there it sounded a bit like The Wizard of Oz until the slut part. The show premieres tonight on ABC at 8/9 Central. And don't forget to watch Private Practice at 10. It looks like, because she said it, Naomi and Sam's young teenage daughter is pregnant and Mommy is not happy. Plus she probably knows on some level that her best friend is totally gonna get it on with her ex-husband. Who would divorce Taye Diggs?

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SerenaThey should have gotten Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin would have been awesome as Serena's father. Though I suppose if you can't get Alec Balwin the next best thing is Billy Baldwin (he is definitely better than Stephen.) It has been confirmed that Billy Baldwin will be playing Serena's estranged father who ignored his daughter all summer after she tried to contact him by being as slutty as she could be. Lord knows, the first time you want your father to see you after like 10 years is making out with some dude with your crotch flashed in a tabloid. New episodes of Gossip Girl returns in March.Billy Baldwin

90210 castYes the writing for the show may be more critically acclaimed but the show is losing viewers like hot cakes. The show has an average of 2.08 million viewers, down 18% from last year. And now the news that Rob Estes is leaving the show has been confirmed. I mean it is understandable since his character has really done nothing this season except contemplate an affair with Kelly (has any man in the history of 90210 not considered an affair with Kelly Taylor?) and yell at his bratty kids. Apparently Estes is leaving over compensation issues. And then in random casting news, Ryan O'Neal has been cast as Teddy's legendary movie star father. Ryan O'Neal is a great actor. 90210 may be a little under his league but he can definitely relate to playing a movie star father who has troubled and misguided children. Hello Tatum and kid who is in jail. Hopefully when the show comes back in March it will have figured out some of its kinks and an exit strategy for Estes.Rob Estes on 90210

But I'm a profeshionalIt wasn't such a big deal, just seven lines. That's like breakfast to Mischa. And everyone kept wondering why, when they said, "Your line, Mischa," she'd run back to her trailer.

Seriously, Mischa's little dramatic turn as a knocked-up streetwalker on Law & Order:SVU is not going to get her any new jobs. I actually wondered how she got this gig, since her reputation for being a stuck-up little bitch and unprepared for her roles is so well-known. Numerous sources say that Mischa's little seven-line scene took an entire ten-hour day to film. The cast and crew were ready to push her in front of a speeding bus.

So what's the deal with Mischa? Is it the drugs and alcohol again? She has looked rather bleary-eyed lately, and she's certainly bloating like a puffer fish. I'd say she needs to get her shit together, but ya know what? I'm sick of saying it. Bitch needs to pack up and drag her sorry ass home. We're kinda sick of the whole thing.

NPHAnd apparently J.Lo is slated to guest star as well but I care a lot less about her. As long as she doesn't wear that weird spandex cat suit though from New Years it should be okay. But NPH and Glee were just a match waiting to meet. He sings and dances and looks a little bit like Matthew Morrison (maybe he could play his brother?) Harris will appear in a May sweeps episode that will be directed by Joss Whedon who directed him in Dr.Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.Glee cast

Teh VD cast on Nylon MagAnd they look good. The cast of the hit show looked excellent in some zany prints for the hip magazine. It looks like we have a lot to look forward to his season with a 50’s flashback and a possible romance between Elena and Damien. And a few months ago there was that pesky little rumor that little Miss Taylor Swift was going to make an appearance. She is probably on Team Vampire now that she is through with warewolves.VD cast

Please! No pictures!For crying out loud. Somebody better check the water in Albany, especially in the governor's office. For Viagra. That's two govs in a row here in New York who've gotten caught dipping their wick in a strange well. Ironically enough, the current head of state inherited the job because of his predecessor's indiscretions - you'd think he'd know better.

Apparently he doesn't. New York Governor Dave Paterson was spotted (and photographed) with a pretty young Latina in her 20s in a New Jersey steakhouse Saturday afternoon. If you can stomach a little more irony, the steakhouse was also a favorite of former gov Eliot Spitzer, a guy we've enjoyed bitch-slapping a couple of times here. Paterson was snuggled up in a banquette with the lovely lass for several hours, and was seen laying up on her and nuzzling her neck.

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The other end doesn't look much betterWow, it was like looking in the mirror, but like long ago when it was still like hanging on the wall. You know, if a kid is like attractive or something, no one knows, but they know, you know? I dunno. I've never heard such a bunch of nothing in my life. And all the while she was jonesin', she couldn't sit still or hold a thought for more than five seconds.

Lindsay somehow managed to persuade someone at the BBC to bank her little documentary about child trafficking in India. Silly twit that she is, she fails to see the irony of a former child star turned crack hag trying to bring awareness to the same thing her parents did to her. But we're talking about India here. India, where Lindsay spent a total of about two days, where she tweeted about saving 40 kids and then had to eat her words, and where she toured the ghettos behind the tinted windows of an air-conditioned limo. You can catch the one-minute preview clip here. It's wretched.

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What happened when Nick ate the last MallomarWhat, did he forget to prop her up while he opened the door? We all know Mimi can't stand or walk on her own. I don't know if it's the excruciatingly tight dresses or the fact that she can't see her feet anymore.

According to a source for Bossip, Mariah and her suitably subservient husband Nick Cannon are heading to Splitsville. Reportedly when the couple went to Vegas the Mrs. booked three suites: one for her, one for her husband and one for her wardrobe. No word on who the Jacks are bunking with, but I bet they piss in his shoes all the time. Maybe she does, too, now that he's worn out his welcome. She never did keep hired help for long. I wonder what kind of prenup he signed.

Jessica on Vogue coverJessica Biel graces the cover of the upcoming issue of Vogue, just in time to promote her new film Valentine's Day which co-stars pretty much everyone in the world. Seriously, unless that movie is four hours long how much screen time is everyone going to get (hopefully George Lopez only gets like 5 minutes. I saw enough of him in the trailer. Why is he the only late night host that seems to have job security?) In the issue Jessica talks about not talking about Justin, how she feels like she is playing a character when she walks the red carpet and that famous raunchy photo shoot that got her out of 7th Heaven. She claims she was upset about it but not being on the show for 12 seasons was a pretty smart move for the girl.
Jessica On JT Breakup Rumors: “It’s definitely been weird and sort of bizarre to deal with. But you have to have a sense of humor about the whole thing. Honestly, I look at a magazine and they know more than I do…..”
Jessica On Style…..and Rihanna (Who Has Been Romantically-Linked To Timberlake.): “I like really uberfeminine, classic-looking things mixed with something rougher around the edges,” Jessica replied when asked about her style. “I’ve been looking at Rihanna a lot, checking her out. She’s got something going on that I am sort of craving a little bit.”

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Nina in SelfThe adorable Nina Dobrev from the hit show The Vampire Diaries has a great photo spread in Self Magazine this week. The show returns next Thursday with all new episodes in which she will probably talk about how she can’t be in love with a vampire and then spends the whole episode being in love with a vampire?

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That coat seems to be heavily padded in the rearYou know, because they're more than just coats, like the commercial says, and for us working-class joes, it's fine. But for a girl who only two years ago had the world's finest designers begging her to wear their duds, it's a bitter, bitter pill.

Mischa has gone from hot young starlet to bloated, haggard drunktard in the blink of an eye. She's been hospitalized at least twice for over-indulging in illicit substances. She's had a DUI. And her once promising career is busted down broke on the side of the highway and no one gives a shit enough to give it a push. Maybe if Mischa had been a more gracious ingenue she would have had someone to turn to in times of trouble, but she was a snotty little bitch and she has become erratic and unreliable because of her substance abuse problems.

And now she's been photographed carrying shopping bags from a low-to-mid range family outlet store. Oh, the shame! I'm curious - did she actually shop there because she had to, or did they just give her a bag to be seen with? Hey, a girl's gotta feed her habit any way she can.

Jennifer in BalenciagaJennifer Connelly is busy these days. She has been seen about town this week promoting her new film “Creation” which co-stars her husband, Paul Bettany, and centers on the story of Charles and Emma Darwin during the time when he was having some difficulty writing On the Origin of Species. The film is based on Randal Keynes’s biography of Darwin titled Annie’s Box. Basically it looks like from the trailer that Darwin had a difficult relationship with his wife because she was a bit religious which doesn’t work out so well when you are talking about evolution and he liked his eldest daughter Annie better than his other kids. Though Jennifer has dabbled in romantic comedy with He’s Just Not That Into You it is nice to see her return to her strong suit, drama. It is also good to see Paul Bettany not playing the hyper-religious one (The Da Vinci Cold) or some sort of killer angel (Legend). The couple worked together once before on the great film, A Beautiful Mind, which is where they met. Jennifer won an Oscar for her role in A Beautiful Mind. Jen looked great outside of Letterman the other day in her usual Balenciaga masterpiece.

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Katherine on Shape MagazineAt first I didn’t like it since she is such a classically gorgeous brunette but the girl pulls off blond pretty well. Apparently she just needed a change. Katharine talks with the magazine about her decision to go blond, struggles with bulimia and her new married life (going from a “me” to a “we” has been hard apparently.) “The more I focused on my weight, the worse my bulimia got,” she says. “Now I’m more easygoing. I stopped fighting myself and became more forgiving of my body. Ironically, the weight came off naturally through exercise but no dieting.” Expect to see Katherine on an upcoming episode of Community. Tonight Jack Black guest-stars on the hit NBC sitcom. Katherine with blond hair

Anna KendrickShe has been collecting Spirit and Gild awards like it is her job. It is like sweet revenge since her character got the least attention in Twilight. As for my predictions for this Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards, hosted by Ricky Gervais, I think Anna wil beat out her Up in the Air co-star, Vera Farmiga, for the best supporting actress statue. Though if it is not her, I think Mo-Nique will nab it for her role in Precious. Christopher Waltz for Inglorious Bastards is the favored best supporting actor though they may give it Christopher Plummer since he has been around forever. He was in The Sound of Music!!

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Heidi on Peopleyoung HeidiOh my God but this is seriously scary. A boob job and a nose job are one thing but now we getting into like scary Nip/Tuck conditions. She was such a cute girl that first season of The Hills and now she is just terrifying. I was wondering why we hadn’t seen her and the Anti-Christ for so many weeks. But see when you have 10 surgeries in one week including buttocks augmentation, chin reduction, neck waist and thighs liposuction, mini brow lift and fat injections in your cheeks and lips it is pretty difficult to, you know, walk and breathe and stuff.